Monday, July 19, 2010

Monday Mindache's hypothesis is that in a closed system all people tend towards idiocy.

Here's the pitch: It's an irish rom-com. Richard Gere plays a wealthy farmer who owns two pigs, a horse and some chickens. He happens upon a poor but vibrant peasant whore and becomes enamoured. He woos her with fresh chicken eggs and thrill rides on his cart, capturing her heart and whisking her off to a dream cottage with glass in the windows. Brenda Fricker is on board.




... and that's why you never teach yourself lessons.

Shine on you arsecandles!

4 comments:

  1. Hahaha!! You did it!!!! The vision has been reallised! It's just like I imagined it to be!

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  2. will there be an irish pimp who dosent like Richard taking his finest whore away. and hes like a war veteran and can function in normal society and drives a taxi all night? wait no that wouldn't work, i could see this on tv though , i want the character bibles by Thursday!

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  4. i like that mark. a war veteran who becomes a sociopathic vigilante... i see colm meaney with a curly mohawk.

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