FUCK J.J. ABRAMS!!! FUCK J. J. ABRAMS IN HIS MYSTERY ASS! oh i suppose if you were to fuck j. j. abrams in his mystery ass you'd first have to watch a video, frame by frame, looking for hidden messages, isolate and unreverse hidden voices, put any names, places, words into google, sift through multiple fake websites and web profiles, decipher numerical and glyphic codes and enter the prize draw! and then you find he hasn't even got an ass!! FUCK J. J. ABRAMS IN HIS UNHOLY MYSTERY NON-ASS!
j. j. abrams is impotent. he builds you up but can't finish you off. he leaves you unsatisfied and depressed. i would've had hope for super 8 if the lost finale wasn't so unethically horrible. i have no time for anything he's had an impotent hand in. from this day forth i harbour unflinching contempt and increasing psychosis towards j. j. abrams. i have a stress ulcer i call jay-jay. fuck you j.j. abrams, you're wasting everyone's time, go fuck yourself. cunt.
here's a picture. i'm going to go play with a fucking kitten.